すみませんでした！ Or sorry I haven't updated
Well all, it's story time again. This is a story about a young, confused boy who goes to one of the most random lands on earth and updates a live journal. You guessed it, that boy is me, and now the rest of the story. There has been a decent amount of success/hilarity as of late, involivng a few dates, an old hooker, and a lot of dirty words in Swedish. Needless to say I will elaborate on these stories(plus a huge backlog of other hilarity, starting with an Iranian who loves physics and leading up a German man riding in my lap, and concluding with Thanksgiving in Japan) just as soon as I get some "me" time on the internet, there may be a major happening this weekend, stay tuned, and I didn't get a chance to party with Clinton, so I'm slightly bummed, but on the plus side, there are cute Japanese girls everywhere, and in Kyoto, I saw ones panties(she didn't show them to me, but the wind blew her skirt up, I couldn't help but look), now that I have convinced you all that I am some sort of pervert, I will conclude this rant with a quote from Family Guy,
"I need a Jew"

Enjoy

-Joel